
It’s a gray, gray snow day so I’m going to play along. Thanks, Kari.
If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day, I’d be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be when the sun hits the horizon.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a pufferfish.
If I were a direction, I’d be northwest.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a rocking chair.
If I were a liquid, I’d be rainwater.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be emerald.
If I were a tree, I’d be a crab apple.
If I were a tool, I’d be a spreadsheet.
If I were a flower, I’d be tulips.
If I were an element of weather, I’d be a tornado.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.
If I were a color, I’d be yellow.
If I were an emotion, I’d be joy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a plum.
If I were a sound, I’d be waves crashing.
If I were an element, I’d be osmium.
If I were a car, I’d be a Chevy Camaro.
If I were a food, I’d be asparagus.
If I were a place, I’d be a beach on Lake Michigan.
If I were a material, I’d be velvet.
If I were a taste, I’d be anise.
If I were a scent, I’d be fresh cut lumber.
If I were a song, I’d be “You Are My Sunshine”.
If I were a bird, I’d be a junco.
If I were a gift, I’d be…I am a gift 😉
If I were a city, I wouldn’t be.
If I were a door, I’d be a screen door.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be brightly colored clogs.
If I were a poem, I’d be Good Bones by Maggie Smith.